It’s been a long time since I got my degree in English now, but I never miss a chance to take a shot at the Communications majors.  Ah, Communications.  Is it a Business degree with the math removed, or an English degree with the soul removed?

I feel certain it’s not what I suggest in this strip, by the sheer fact that I have yet to be turned into a newt.

Also, the thing about the uranium was true in 2004 but they were supposed to be replacing the reactor fuel in the 8 or so left.  I can’t find any info about whether or not they did, and I don’t care to trip any NSA alerts by searching too heavily on “nuclear reactor” and “weapons grade uranium.”  O_o