The actual name of this piece in my clip art collection is “Cotton Candy Vendor,” but if that’s cotton candy, it’s cotton candy with goddamned stubble. I fear that these are actually poorly-shaven Muppet torsos on a stick, and if they are, I’ll take a Grover. Not that I suspect Grover is tastier than the other muppets, but that way I can hold it to my wife’s face and then pull it away while going “NEEEEEAR! FAAAAAAAAR!”
Speaking of the Mrs…
MRS. SHOEBOX’S ASSESSMENT OF TODAY’S STRIP: *Chucklesniff* Lightly funny.
In other news, my sketch comedy group, “Cirque du So What,” has a new CD available for pre-order! All pre-orders come with a free immediate digital download of the album and a bonus digital album with 40 minutes of unreleased whatnot! You can order from The FuMP online store. More info is available at http://www.cirquedusowhat.net. Pre-orders will be taken through the 11th, and I really should’ve mentioned them here earlier.
See you on Friday!