Late late late late LATE.  Sorry about that.

I was hanging onto this one, thinking I had a reasonably decent direction but needed to reword it for maximum effect.  I still think that, but the missus said it was amusing as is, so I hereby squirt this forth unto the world.

Inspired by Dr. Seuss’s “The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins”

MRS. SHOEBOX’S ASSESSMENT OF TODAY’S STRIP:  *Minor snort*  It’s fucked up. But amusing.