The above, of course, is a fictionalized account, the voice a comic persona. Always have to worry about using a first-person narrator in one of these things.
No, I was never home schooled. I rode the bus. Short buses, long buses, make jokes if you must, I rode them all. The true story of my public education could fill volumes. Of educational texts. I’ll just make note of the fact that I went to seven different elementary schools. Malajusted? Moi? Hyperadjusted, maybe. I have an unhealthy need for constant change and a fear of stagnation.
To learn more about Rob Balder, visit your local library. The more you know!