ME:  Is this funny?

WIFE: Yes, it’s great!  Post it!

ME: I’m just worried it’s too similar to the TARDIS one…with the whole “jiggling a bunch of stuff at random rather than actually performing a given set of tasks to complete an activity” angle.

WIFE: No, it’s not at all similar to the TARDIS one.  And anyone who thinks it is is a douchenozzle.

I am so completely in love with this woman.

Nerdapalooza in Orlando this weekend!  I’ll be performing!  Anybody gonna be there?