Hi!  Well, that was an unexpected hiatus.  After years of cranking out these strips once or twice a week, with never more than a two-week wait at most between strips, I took a buncha time off just then.  Sorry.  A surprising number of things have happened in the past few weeks, and a bunch of balls got dropped, including this one.

Anyway, this strip here is one that I could never really get to a punchline.  I tried one where they were selling magazines, but it felt forced.  So I decided to rely pretty much fully on the buildup of the pointless menacing conspiracyspeak.    The fact that I only have three panels is both a blessing and a curse…I easily could have stretched this one entirely too long, and it could be argued that it’s already too long.


GUY 1: “This briefcase?”
GUY 2: “Maybe you should worry about what’s in your own briefcase.”
UNSEEN PERSON: “I didn’t mention a briefcase, and I’m not carrying a briefcase.”
GUY 2: “And you’re saying I did?”
GUY 1:”And you’re saying I am?”

Anyway, let’s see if I can get back into the swing of this.  Thanks for sticking around.