I approached this clip from multiple directions, but kept coming back to the same question: What’s so goddamned great about corn stalk leaves that all of these kids are holding them and staring at them and looking genuinely interested? ┬áThey must be expecting something spectacular.

Speaking of expecting something (spectacular or otherwise,) sorry this thing’s two days late. Various family, work, and biological happenings have made this a truly insane week. ┬áThere’s still gonna be a Friday strip unless something truly horrible happens.