I bet I’m the only cartoonist in history to ever come up with the idea of having an overly-intelligent overly-verbose smartass kid as a primary character!  It’s like Orson Scott Card meets Calvin and…

…oh yeah.

Well, whatever.  Calvin and Hobbes never did a Humpty Dumpty / uterine wall joke.  Probably.

Anyway, for those who wonder how I think of these things, this idea popped into my head while I was standing in the kitchen and absolutely nothing Humpty-Dumpty-related was going on.  It originally ended on a different note, which my wife said wasn’t funny, so I rewrote it with the new punchline.  She said it still isn’t funny, but I’m hoping this time she’s wrong, dammit.