I stole this one from myself!  Specifically, from a comment I made on a Facebook post about wrapping your banana stems to keep them fresh.  I have not experimented with this method myself, but apparently Doug White (Watchmen Studios mastermind, former bass player for Ookla the Mok, and the guy who’s mastered my last few albums) vouches for it.

I asked my wife if the comment would make a good strip, and she said it probably would.  Hence:

MRS. SHOEBOX’S ASSESSMENT OF TODAY’S STRIP:  I already laughed at this when you told me about it.  It’s exactly as you described.

Sorry for missing a week – the stupid cold I mentioned in the comments to my last strip actually managed to get worse.  I’ve had this damned thing for well over three weeks now, and I’m really hoping it’s on its way out.