Some of you are doubtlessly thinking “Badgergasm?!?  THAT’S the best you can do?!?  I can beat that without even breaking out a hyphen!”  Prove it, dammit!  There’s a “comments” area here for a reason!

And for those of you who are overwhelmed by the challenge, I’ve thrown some HTML together and created an online tool you can use to generate your very own useless word!  Click here to check it out!

This strip’s dedicated to the good folks at LanguageLog, the first site ever to say nice things about my run on PartiallyClips.  Thanks, guys!