This was stolen completely from an IM conversation between myself and Mrs. Shoebox, which carried over into a disturbingly long conversation on a long trip. I’m hoping it’s as funny on paper as it was to us in these environments. I tried to remember the best names we came up with, but I had to forego several gems, and I’m sure I forgot quite a few. Either way, the missus gets co-writing credit on this one.
If you don’t know that the main character in HBO’s “True Blood” and/or Charlaine Harris’s “The Southern Vampire Mysteries” series is inexplicably named Sookie Stackhouse, this one will likely go over your head. Sorry about that, but as both the book series and the HBO series recently ended, this was pretty much my last chance to make this joke.