Late late late late LATE. Sorry about that.
I was hanging onto this one, thinking I had a reasonably decent direction but needed to reword it for maximum effect. I still think that, but the missus said it was amusing as is, so I hereby squirt this forth unto the world.
Inspired by Dr. Seuss’s “The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins”
MRS. SHOEBOX’S ASSESSMENT OF TODAY’S STRIP: *Minor snort* It’s fucked up. But amusing.