I briefly contemplated going in an “Orally” ”Orly?” “Yarly!” direction here but…um…didn’t.
As is, I’m worried this one might be too obvious, and I hate that the guy’s mouth is hanging open in the beat panel (such are the perils of only having 800,000 pieces of royalty-free clip art to choose from.) But it amused me, and I like the ambiguity of whether the guy’s pulling the waitress’s leg or genuinely not right in the head (at least it seems ambiguous from here – you guys and gals may feel differently.)
MRS. SHOEBOX’S ASSESSMENT OF TODAY’S STRIP: *Snort!* All right, you got me. Are you happy?