Oh, Violent Android Elton John Pharmacist!  You so crazeh!

I’m worried the wordiness of this one kinda stifles its punch, but I had fun with the joke.  The “generic equivalent” was part of the first draft, but the “over-the-counter” part was added on the fly, and I tweaked a bit more than usual to try to avoid telegraphing the punchline.

MRS. SHOEBOX’S ASSESSMENT OF TODAY’S STRIP:  Aww, dammit!  The PGA’s going on?  That means no Jeopardy!  Son of a bitch!

And that was how I learned not to present my strips to Mrs. Shoebox while she’s watching television.

I’m really stinkin’ tired now, so I’m gonna shut up.