Oh, Violent Android Elton John Pharmacist! You so crazeh!
I’m worried the wordiness of this one kinda stifles its punch, but I had fun with the joke. The “generic equivalent” was part of the first draft, but the “over-the-counter” part was added on the fly, and I tweaked a bit more than usual to try to avoid telegraphing the punchline.
MRS. SHOEBOX’S ASSESSMENT OF TODAY’S STRIP: Aww, dammit! The PGA’s going on? That means no Jeopardy! Son of a bitch!
And that was how I learned not to present my strips to Mrs. Shoebox while she’s watching television.
I’m really stinkin’ tired now, so I’m gonna shut up.