I wrote most of this one at some point last year, ending at the guy’s last line, and abandoned it as not funny enough. Revisited it recently after a trip to buy paint for our dining room and the final line occurred to me, which I think makes it post-worthy. I briefly considered trying to think of some other ideas for colors that might be part of the Fraternity Camouflage Collection, but decided to leave that to you guys.
MRS. SHOEBOX’S ASSESSMENT OF TODAY’S STRIP: *Brief snort*
(Note that this assessment was collected while Mrs. Shoebox was playing Minecraft with our son. She also pointed out a bit of awkward wording in the dialog, which I revised.)