This is another one of those “what the hell could the intention of this clip art possibly have been?” pieces.  Maybe some church somewhere is advertising an online bake sale.  At any rate, I felt I had to give this a story of some sort.

Thanks to Rob for suggesting that I expand the computer’s single line of dialog here to better reflect the computer’s intimate familiarity with the narrator.  Originally it just referred to him as “shithead.”

MRS. SHOEBOX’S ASSESSMENT OF TODAY’S STRIP: That’s…very strange.

-=ShoEboX=-