I guess my ideal target audience for this one is metal fans who know the definition of the word “portmanteau.” But if there’s any group of readers likely to contain at least a small sampling of such a demographic, it’s probably you guys. And hopefully those who don’t catch all the album names will still get the gist.
Bonus points to anyone who can pinpoint exactly where the segue from cataclysm to metal albums begins, extra bonus points to anyone who can name the artists of the referenced album titles, and of course super bonus points to anyone who can come up with better ones.
A couple of the Snow-related catastrophe names were suggested by Rand Bellavia (of Ookla the Mok.)
Feeling like crap tonight. Not sure if it’s allergies or a cold, but I’m going to bed. Hope you’re all healthy and devoid of unnecessary mucus!
-=ShoEboX=-
I fit your target demographic!
I’m in that demo too, though I should hope anyone could get what portmanteau means from context.
Hmm…. does it have to start with ’snow’? can it be like ‘Bleepin Blizzards’?
I am also in the target demographic!
Blizzard of Ozz – neh too easy
Sno No Mercy – worse
Seasons in the Snow
Screaming for Snowplows
Drifts to the Wall
HIghway to Florida
Number of the Snowflakes??
“Sno No Mercy” is both painful and glorious.
-=’Box=-
Wake me when we get to “Snowway to Heaven”.
*Image: Captain Picard, pointing at screen, giving command
*Caption: Make It Snow
Best news headline ever. News Networks, you want to use this one, give me a call.
In DC a couple of years ago, we used “Snowly Fuck!”.
Enter Snowman
Deth Red Snowbaoth
Snow More Tears
Open Up and Snow….Ahh!
I would love to see some TV station use “snowgasm”.
Actually, I believe the headline should be “make it snow number one.” #ewwww
I’ve seen “Snowtastrophe” used by the local media.
Well, Snow-narok hasn’t been used yet.
I would like to see an apoleptic weatherman screaming “Shovel for your li-i-i-ives!”
Followed by the firing squad.
Another target demo person here. Let’s see what I’ve got… (and yes, awkward wording is intentional)
…And Road Ice For All
Ride the Blizzard
Snowstorms Are Our Business, and Business is Good
Brave Snow World
In-A-Gadda-Da-Blizzard
Snowy Diver
Snooow many bonus points for In-A-Gadda-Da-Blizzard
How about:
Snowfall in middle earth
Snoromania
diary of a snowman
Snowkiller
Operation Mindsnow
countdown to extsnotion (though all i can think of is the snot in the middle)
and if you really wanna take the gloves off, Snow Warning by Ben Hailen
“Snowfall in Middle Earth” is beautiful.
-=’Box=-
“The Ballad of Dr. Snow”
“Don’t snow the Reaper” or “Don’t fear the Snowper”
“Carry on Wayward Snow”
“More Snow than Snow”
“The Final Snowdown”
“Should I Stay or Should I Snow”
“School’s Out” oh wait…
An Informer told me to expect 12 Inches of Snow.
hbar, I’m not saying there is no place for white Canadian rapper jokes, because there is, there totally is, but to slip it in among the heavy metal song title puns is a fail.
Now hang on just one cotton pickin minute. Snow was Canadian?
This reminds me of the time I told someone they should name their cat Dr. Meowngele.