This strip’s more topical than it seems because I had a dentist appointment today.
I actually wrote a flossing simulator once – part of a series of completely useless freeware games I put out in the mid-90′s under the name “Stupidsoft.” The series also included a clock-kicking game, a piano-avoiding game, a baseball simulator based on the 1994-95 season (i.e. an empty baseball diamond with cricket noises) and a game called “Lost in the Dark” in which your hero was against a black background and you were able to walk around, shrug, scratch your head, and look at a map, until at some random point “Oops, you died!” would pop up on the screen and your adventure would be at an end.
MRS. SHOEBOX’S ASSESSMENT OF TODAY’S STRIP: Amusing!
Have a great weekend, dammit!