ALTERNATE PUNCHLINES FOR THIS STRIP:
- Yeah, Daredevil writers are whiny little bitches.
- Yeah, I’m really having a hell of a time making the sex scene believable…
- Well, once I’m done with this I can get back to my E.T./Yars slash story…

For those of you who have never had the joy of playing Parker Bros.’ “Spider-Man” for the Atari 2600, here’s a video.

MRS. SHOEBOX’S ASSESSMENT OF TODAY’S STRIP: It’s okay, but you already told me about it.

-=ShoEboX=-