I struggled quite a bit with the wording on this one.  It started as far more wordy and far more ridiculous – at one point the man’s parents were dead, and had a clause in their will stating that the division of the inheritance between their sons would be determined by how many pieces of media each appeared on.  I had to bring it back at least slightly to reality to make it work at all, and make it a lot less wordy to fit it in three panels.  Still think I’m missing…something.  But it’s wife-approved.

Keeping it brief so I can sleep.  Have a glorious week, people – see you on Friday!