ME: Is this funny?
WIFE: Yes, it’s great! Post it!
ME: I’m just worried it’s too similar to the TARDIS one…with the whole “jiggling a bunch of stuff at random rather than actually performing a given set of tasks to complete an activity” angle.
WIFE: No, it’s not at all similar to the TARDIS one. And anyone who thinks it is is a douchenozzle.
I am so completely in love with this woman.
Nerdapalooza in Orlando this weekend! I’ll be performing! Anybody gonna be there?
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Who you callin’ a douchenozzle?
The front window is always down, because it doesn’t exist.
Spork Haven – Yeah, I was pretty sure that was the case, but I figured in the case of a joke this goofy, one more bit of goofy wouldn’t ruin it. And while I know this audience has little tolerance for grammatical or scientific inaccuracies, I hoped a NASCAR inaccuracy could slide by.
MooseDrool – Me? I didn’t call nobody nothin’.
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d.. does she have a sister?
What gets me here is: If they’re just screwing around, why is he winning? I suspect elves may be involved here. NASCAR elves.
Also, I used to work in Orlando. It’s one of those magical places where, once you’ve been, you never want to go back.
Or maybe that’s just me.
@Kevin: I *really* want to see some NASCAR elves — that could be one hell of a PartiallyClips comic by itself. And yeah, knowing there are no windows there kinda threw a small hitch into the joke, but only a small one — still good (perhaps instead he could say that one day he took off his helmet). That *would* be a hell of a great joke for the pit crew to play on a new driver though.
Reminds me of an astronaut being asked just what he was thinking about just before they lit the match — he said something like “well, what runs thru my mind is the thought that every part of this rocket was built by the lowest bidder”.