Comments on: Farmer

By: JET73L

JET73L — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 09:02:42 +0000

Don’t shovel sham poo, shovel the real poo!

I never really got into those games. I’m more of a digital weed addict (“I really want to play ____… I’m going to play ___. Oh, yeah, this is pretty cool. Man, I like this game! This is a gooood game.”) than a digital crack addict (“I’ve got to get on ____ before my ____s go bad! Ahhh… I’ll just play a little more ____… Not much left to do. Oh, time to go cook dinner.” *eat* “…Oh, no, if I don;’t get on in two minutes, the freshness bonus for my ____ will run out! Must log in must log in must log in…”). That’s why I prefer games that don’t have a required minimum log-in time, but can be played as long as I want when I do log in.

That goes for online games, at least. I prefer offline story-based games (not that MMOs and to a superficial degree Frontierville, etc. don’t include storyline quest paths)… And I absolutely love Harvest Moon.

By: pakopako

pakopako — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 14:57:22 +0000

Virtual Chores are for pussies! YEAH!

By: Get an avatar

Get an avatar — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 00:24:39 +0000

Fuck yea farmers are hard core. I bet hes about to rip off that fence post and use it to crucify that computer. He’ll probably hammer in the nails with his hardon.

By: Walt

Walt — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 13:06:07 +0000

I checked Microsoft Internet Explorer’s “Suggested Sites” for this comic – sites that their algorithm thinks that I’ll like, based on me liking this site – and every one of their suggestions involved video clips of drunk women. Weird.

By: Jeffers

Jeffers — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 02:20:58 +0000

You know before I read the comments, days after the fact, I had thought the joke was a dig at hipster styles among the youth: plaid shirts, Carheart-brand overalls and the like. Funny both ways!

By: Kibi

Kibi — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 09:15:32 +0000

Well, I liked it.

By: Cecilia

Cecilia — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 16:54:13 +0000

“My god…are those two just going to kneel out there in that field all damned day?”

Thanks for throwing that in… I’m still laughing about that one (maybe because I dated a farmer for a year?)

By: DrDon

DrDon — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 22:52:06 +0000

Most excellent strip! I never got the whole ‘I’m gonna be a farmer’ schtick….

By: jimmy two toes

jimmy two toes — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 22:39:36 +0000

Excellent! Farmville needs to be mocked as often and as thoroughly as possible… I mean come on!! It’s so lame… oh, gotta get back to my mafia war….

(I laughed out loud at this. Great punchline!)

By: Baywolfe

Baywolfe — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 18:19:54 +0000

Yay! I’m 54 but I still got the joke! Not that I play Farmville, but I have friends and children of friends that do.

And the joke, by the way, is delicious!