One time my wife was teasing our then 9 year old daughter about her booger eating habit when the poor girl looked at me and said, “But I’m trying to quit!” so seriously. There should be a booger eating 12 step program.
Also:
Q: How do you make a napkin dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it.
MuleyBob – Your “booger-eating 12 step program” got a genuine LOL out of me. Thanks for that.
MooseDrool – YAAAAAY MUCUS PUNS!
Muc…err…Marcus – Congratulations on being the third poster on this strip whose name starts with the letter M. And Dave Barry has been mentioned here several times since I took over. Guess this shouldn’t be too surprising – I’ve been reading his stuff since I was a kid, and his influence is probably obvious here and there.
There were supposed to be “[editor hat]” and “[/editor hat” tags in the previous comment. I keep forgetting that WordPress sends anything that’s between greater-than and less-than signs that isn’t a real tag straight to markup heaven.
I thought this one was gonna die an ugly death, but then I started reading the litany of restaurant names and laughed at this one harder than anything else you’ve done here. Thank you.
Thanks a lot for the kind words, guys! And thanks for the correction and corrections to the correction, Randy! I’ll put up a fix and make sure the correct spelling gets into the papers.
Since I happened to be eating while reading this strip, it didn’t really do much for me.
Though I never understood why kids would ever eat their boogers. I never did that when I was a kid. I just smeared them on the side of my desk. For safekeeping?
Gillsing – Sorry about the meal. As a parent, I’ve cleaned substances non-parents probably don’t know exist from parts of the anatomy that don’t even have names. As such, I’ve developed something of an iron stomach with regards to bodily functions. On the flip side, now I can’t watch any movie or read any book involving a dead baby without being haunted by it.
One time my wife was teasing our then 9 year old daughter about her booger eating habit when the poor girl looked at me and said, “But I’m trying to quit!” so seriously. There should be a booger eating 12 step program.
Also:
Q: How do you make a napkin dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it.
You think it’s funny but it’s snot.
Someone should send this to Dave Barry.
MuleyBob – Your “booger-eating 12 step program” got a genuine LOL out of me. Thanks for that.
MooseDrool – YAAAAAY MUCUS PUNS!
Muc…err…Marcus – Congratulations on being the third poster on this strip whose name starts with the letter M. And Dave Barry has been mentioned here several times since I took over. Guess this shouldn’t be too surprising – I’ve been reading his stuff since I was a kid, and his influence is probably obvious here and there.
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I miss Robb.
It’s “San Francisco”, with two “c”‘s.
There were supposed to be “[editor hat]” and “[/editor hat” tags in the previous comment. I keep forgetting that WordPress sends anything that’s between greater-than and less-than signs that isn’t a real tag straight to markup heaven.
And I blew the closing bracket in the previous comment as well. Some days it doesn’t pay to start typing…
I thought this one was gonna die an ugly death, but then I started reading the litany of restaurant names and laughed at this one harder than anything else you’ve done here. Thank you.
Ditto! Tears runnin’ down my cheeks laughing!
Thanks a lot for the kind words, guys! And thanks for the correction and corrections to the correction, Randy! I’ll put up a fix and make sure the correct spelling gets into the papers.
-=ShoEboX=-
Me and Dave Barry, his daughter might be hiding a booger or two.
You had me at “Nostril Takeover.”
nothing makes a bad day go better than nosepickers getting tastelessly silly over buggars
THANK YOU!!
Since I happened to be eating while reading this strip, it didn’t really do much for me.
Though I never understood why kids would ever eat their boogers. I never did that when I was a kid. I just smeared them on the side of my desk. For safekeeping?
Michael / Cerberus – Thanks muchly!
Gillsing – Sorry about the meal. As a parent, I’ve cleaned substances non-parents probably don’t know exist from parts of the anatomy that don’t even have names. As such, I’ve developed something of an iron stomach with regards to bodily functions. On the flip side, now I can’t watch any movie or read any book involving a dead baby without being haunted by it.
-=ShoEboX=-
Rediscovered the comic by way of a link from Schlock Mercenary tonight and read through everything from January. Very good work sir.
Expanding from restaurants to theme parks; how about Snot’s Berry Farm?
You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose…
but you cant wipe your friends off on the couch.
would Amy like a job in Marketing?