This is based on a conversation I had with a co-worker who asked me how I got the Pac-Man “Power Up” energy drink I proudly display in my meager cubicle. I managed to ramble on for quite a while about the evolution of commerce before said co-worker walked away. I wasn’t as clever as the dapper gentleman in this strip, but one of the great things about having a creative outlet like this is that you can revisit your “I should’ve said” moments to at least some degree.
Not that I stay up nights thinking of ways I can better aggravate my co-workers.
Usually.
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That’s awesome. Though the bater system has it’s perks. I’ve tried to trade Chauva, unsuccessfully, wampum (purple clam shell parts) for his laptop on several occasions.
Being a “literalist” does come with its own built-in set of rewards, doesn’t it? The tangents you can take are almost endless.
My favorite is when people ask a “why” question where the obvious answer is “because I like it”
Standard responses from my life:
Q: How are you doing?
A: How am I doing what?
Q: What do you want to do?
A: Whatever I like.
Statement: Good Morning.
Response: If you put a U into Morning, it’s an oxymoron.
Why don’t I have more friends?
PNes – I will be your friend. Those are great answers.