Some of you are doubtlessly thinking “Badgergasm?!? THAT’S the best you can do?!? I can beat that without even breaking out a hyphen!” Prove it, dammit! There’s a “comments” area here for a reason!
And for those of you who are overwhelmed by the challenge, I’ve thrown some HTML together and created an online tool you can use to generate your very own useless word! Click here to check it out!
This strip’s dedicated to the good folks at LanguageLog, the first site ever to say nice things about my run on PartiallyClips. Thanks, guys!
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mimeology
trihedron
nothingness (Oh, whoops, people sometimes say this. Still counts.)
king-in-law
Okay, I broke out the hyphens.
Jem, you were close with Noghtingness, but I think it’s more useless as…
Nothingful.
Mustardocracy
This comic makes my heart cockels laughistic.
We actually use this one, so I guess it isn’t useless, but it is terrible: desirement.
What the app needs is a random button.
You had me at “Nazilicious”!
And I support the include of a random button. That would be ninja-on-a-stick spanktastic!
Partiallyclipped.
Sandwichologist.
*ahem* Christianite
That is a doozy of one from a good friend…
Sphincternaut
fuckelupogus
YAY! These are awesome!
Totally agree on the random button. I’ve been looking for an excuse to play with PHP, so maybe I’ll figure something out.
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Slipperophrenic
Orangometric
Cowessence
(and now for the hyphens)
Nougat-o’clock
Pants-o’-lantern
Alphabet-o’-the-wisp
I think a moment’s reflection on the contents of the internet will make clear that there are many situations in which ‘badgergasm’ is of enormous utility.
Yes, and that’s why I try to steer clear of the Internet at all costs.
In retrospect “Skabkabob” is probably the most useless of the words I came up with for this strip. But “Badgergasm” felt more like a punchline.
“Pants-o’-lantern” may be my new favorite. But I’ve been finding pants references entirely too amusing lately because of this video.
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Moustachfu
octoglotdom (a territory ruled by someone who speaks eight languages)
Pants-o’-lantern… next year’s Halloween costume is all locked up! Thanks for the inspiration. Now off to surf for some battery operated LED’s…
You don’t need PHP for a random button. A little JavaScript is all it takes.
Boundarylessly… You had to be there…
Thank you for the biggest laugh of the year-so-far!
kitchendom
Sorry… I’m not that clever.
This is the best strips in weeks, maybe months. LOl’d indeed.
Reminds me of the Monty Python sketch with “woody” and “tiny” words.
BTW, if that’s Reginald, is the other on Clovis?
Definitely wouldn’t have found you if it weren’t for Language Log. Keep up the good work!
mime-in-law
penis-coated
vaginocophagous
mustardgasm
regardful – convenient response (and synonym) to irregardless. most usefully inflected with a question mark following
http://twitpic.com/1284yo
nutmegmatic
rubixpube
Soupocracy
Pancentric
Neurothetical
Pseudoplasm
monarchtard.
groinistic
sacrilicious
deifimatic
Kebabability — your current kebab-eating ability, measured as a function of hunger, size of kebab and quality of kebab.
crotchtastic
tapewormacious
colonectable
haha, my friend sent me here to see for myself where he found his favorite word. Awesome!
So, it’s a little past easter, and I’ve just read everything you’ve written here since Balder left. This one is the most like the PartiallyClips that I used to read, for three reasons:
1. A joke in every panel.
2. A supplementary joke (in your face) after the main one.
3. it made me laugh.
Sphinxoscopy
Shipship – the state of being a ship
Philophile – someone who likes people named Phil
Fancymancy – the divination of elaborate and highly decorated things
…also, from the wacky world of business: customer-centric, facilitate, and problematic (God, I hate “problematic”)
Interimafied
What does it mean if I’m already planning how to use the word ‘badgergasm’ with Dungeons & Dragons’ Summon Monster/Nature’s Ally spells?
hmm… 1d4+1 Celestial or dire badgers, cast several times…
I’m going to annoy my fellow players so much…