This is one where I wrote the joke (as a comment on someone’s Facebook) and then decided to adapt it to a strip. I found this art in the “caricatures” section of my clip art collection, with a bunch of faces from the 30s through about 1980, so it is almost certainly supposed to be some celebrity. I can’t figure out who, though. I don’t think Phyllis Diller, but maybe.
But she just looks like a morph between Tricia Helfer’s BSG character and a My Little Pony. Weird, but I’ll take it.