This is one where I wrote the joke (as a comment on someone’s Facebook) and then decided to adapt it to a strip.  I found this art in the “caricatures” section of my clip art collection, with a bunch of faces from the 30s through about 1980, so it is almost certainly supposed to be some celebrity.  I can’t figure out who, though.  I don’t think Phyllis Diller, but maybe.  

But she just looks like a morph between Tricia Helfer’s BSG character and a My Little Pony.  Weird, but I’ll take it.