This is one where I wrote the joke (as a comment on someone’s Facebook) and then decided to adapt it to a strip. I found this art in the “caricatures” section of my clip art collection, with a bunch of faces from the 30s through about 1980, so it is almost certainly supposed to be some celebrity. I can’t figure out who, though. I don’t think Phyllis Diller, but maybe.
But she just looks like a morph between Tricia Helfer’s BSG character and a My Little Pony. Weird, but I’ll take it.
The director’s cut includes a previously-cut scene where the origami pony proves that Helfer is a My Little Pony with fake memories. Her eyes also glow in one scene in the director’s cut, but it’s difficult to tell since she’s always squinting and the bags under her eyes glow anyway, as is obvious from this screen capture.