Two pairs of my friends have gotten married recently.  I considered using one of those couples’ names in this strip, but they didn’t fit.  So I made up some shorter generic names.  Sorry Carrie and Josh, and Chris and Sora.  You’re all too cool to have Whitney Houston at your wedding anyway.

You may want to ask “Which Whitney Houston song did you have in mind?”  Before you do that, consider whether or not that really matters.