The name of this clip was TrollCarryingBaby but I think it’s pretty clearly a goblin.  I played with all kinds of trope subversion, trying to write this.  But in the end, I got to what amounts to a stolen punchline, or at least a reiterated point.  I was telling Devo Spice about these T-shirts this weekend at Ravencon, and I guess I had it on my mind.  Still, I think it works as a re-casting and I am really enjoying staying on the Fantasy and SF clips.