This gag started out needing a band to be applied to, so I went looking for what mega-bands were on tour right now. I was hoping for Guns N Roses or Van Halen, but the Eagles will do.
However, once that choice was made… Well, with songs like “Already Gone,” and “Peaceful Easy Feeling” I was tempted to take the whole thing in a different direction. I resisted the temptation, but it’s a shame you don’t get credit for the puns you don’t make.

I think the world is a better place for the absence of those puns.
Gosh darnit. I hope you changed your mind.