I guess I wasn’t done with the whole “if triangles had a god, he would have three sides” thing, even after the Tortoises strip. There was another joke to be milked.
This one was a total rewrite. I had a joke that went nowhere about the tiger defending his predatory habits to the cobra, expecting sympathy because they’re both at the top of the food chain. Then the cobra reminds the tiger about mongooses. And no, it is not “mongeese.”
The only part of that script that was worthy of surviving into this iteration, did.