I seem to do a lot of punchlines involving people getting eaten.  Am I secretly a Voraphile?  Hmmmm…

You’d think there would be clip art of a toy poodle in my collection.  Feh, no.

Having written this strip on that assumption, I had to turn once again to my friend Ben Thompson of Townies, and lately Grim & Saddam, for help.  As always, you can express your appreciation by trolling his archives and letting him know what you think!  Go now!