This was a “clipless strip” I wrote when I found myself at a restaurant with a notepad but no template.  When in doubt, a vehicle or a structure will do and I’ll make the assumption I can find appropriate art.  I did.

On the one hand, this joke can’t help but telegraph the punchline.  However, that “Are you faulting my analogy” hits with so much sudden tension that your mind kind of goes blank and forgets the setup, or mine does.  Hope yours did.