So the question that a lot of people will probably have when they read this is, “Did you make up the bitch thing yourself?” Yes, that’s completely original. Exhaustive web searches have satisfied me that I didn’t hear it somewhere and then subconciously borrow it later. If by some chance it catches on, I’ll have proof here that I started it. So spread it around. This works with at least as great a percentage of ad slogans as the “in bed ” thing does fortunes.
Of the 24 strips I wrote for 24 Hour Comics Day, this was #21 and second best, in my opinion.

I add “In my pants” to fortunes.
Yeah, I have my asshole qualities, same as everyone else.
But the best thing to add to fortunes ever came from Least I Could Do. And that is…
“In the butt.”
Seriously, try it.