I mentioned trying to write this strip in the 2004 Dragon*Con Report, and that Tom Smith took a crack at writing one on this template. I’ll assume it’s okay with Tom and share that here in the commentary.
PANEL 1
NO, YOUR EYES AIN’T DECEIVING YOU.
I AM INDEED A LEPRECHAUN. AND THIS IS ME STASH O’ GOLD.
PANEL 2
NOW, YE MOIGHT BE THINKIN’, “AH, HE’S JUST A LITTLE GUY. I BET I COULD BACKHAND THAT SHRIMP OUT OF HIS SHOES AFORE HE SAYS, ‘PLEASE DON’T HURT ME, SIR!’”
WELL, CONSIDER ONE THING, BOYO.
PANEL 3
I’M LUGGIN’ A SACK O’ GOLD WITH ONE HAND.
ALSO, ME DRUNKEN CRANE TECHNIQUE IS THE TERROR O’ U.F.C.
Would that be Tom Smith, my favorite music filker?
It *sounds* like him.
I like it both ways.
Yup, the very same.
Keep the gold with no hassle, I would like to walk away from the encounter with that bag! Just look at how it would have held under the strain of quite a bit of gold, with no tearing and minimal warping!
I do wonder if the dragonlets allied themselves with the narrator, ignored the narrator, tried to eat the narrator, etc….