Stole the core gag here from myself. When I was at Verizon they absolutely bombarded us with pink shit for Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Beyond the pink ribbons there were pink cupcakes (being sold), pink banners, pink emails…it was a nice lead-up to the pink slips we eventually all got.
When the month was over I unilaterally declared the next month “Colo-Rectal Cancer Awareness Month” and volunteered to sell brown ribbons. I was suppressed by The Man.