Stole the core gag here from myself.  When I was at Verizon they absolutely bombarded us with pink shit for Breast Cancer Awareness Month.  Beyond the pink ribbons there were pink cupcakes (being sold), pink banners, pink emails…it was a nice lead-up to the pink slips we eventually all got. 

When the month was over I unilaterally declared the next month “Colo-Rectal Cancer Awareness Month” and volunteered to sell brown ribbons.  I was suppressed by The Man.