This one was written by riffing with a friend on SluggyMARE. She had started this conversational thread about a radio station in Mordor, that led to jokes about Nazguls in Speedos and other strange things.
It’s a subject near and dear to my heart, the themed wedding. Halloween 2003 I dressed as Cardinal Richelieu and conducted the ceremony to marry my friends Cate and Mike in a Three Musketeers-themed wedding.


…Three Musketeers-themed wedding.
Polyamory? That’s so… so Mormon.