dear god.
i think you may have stumbled onto some extremely serious shit here
robots man
it all makes sense now
im glad i stumbled across this
now i can prepare
your right!! the only survivors of this evolutionary takeover will be those science experts who have, in a stroke of genius, hid from reality (basements of relatives tend to be a popular spot) and logged so many hours into their 360 that the robots will have no choice but to let them survive. it’s the process of evolution man, we’ll serve as slaves for some type of life form that will inevitably come out of cyberspace and we’ll have no choice but to rely on our way too skinny or way too fat, but equally pale members of low society who have the necessary hours of gaming experience to save us! It’s up to you to save humanity, gamer, don’t let names like “loser,” “VFL,” “queef stain,” or “cum bubble” get in your way. if evolution is for real, you will soon be PWNING n00bes and everyone who ever pissed in your pocket protector will be begging you for mercy. So stop wasting what little time we have and log back on, one day you will save us!! one day, gamer!!
dear god.
i think you may have stumbled onto some extremely serious shit here
robots man
it all makes sense now
im glad i stumbled across this
now i can prepare
your right!! the only survivors of this evolutionary takeover will be those science experts who have, in a stroke of genius, hid from reality (basements of relatives tend to be a popular spot) and logged so many hours into their 360 that the robots will have no choice but to let them survive. it’s the process of evolution man, we’ll serve as slaves for some type of life form that will inevitably come out of cyberspace and we’ll have no choice but to rely on our way too skinny or way too fat, but equally pale members of low society who have the necessary hours of gaming experience to save us! It’s up to you to save humanity, gamer, don’t let names like “loser,” “VFL,” “queef stain,” or “cum bubble” get in your way. if evolution is for real, you will soon be PWNING n00bes and everyone who ever pissed in your pocket protector will be begging you for mercy. So stop wasting what little time we have and log back on, one day you will save us!! one day, gamer!!