Much debate went into what major I would pick on for this one. “Communications” almost won, in that I was an English major. We needed some major to disdain, and the lightweights in Communications who couldn’t handle the beast fables of Chaucer seemed good enough. Various other candidates popped up, but ultimately I went for Sports Medicine, because it’s about the most useless knowledge this island kid could be bringing home from college. Plus I know that a lot of Sports Medicine majors have a chip on their shoulder about it.