I have to give props to Man-Man Comics, which has done a better job exploiting the premise in this strip. In fact their whole comic is based on it. “…a super-hero, having been bitten by a radioactive man and having the proportionate strength, speed and agility of the average man…” Funny comic, check it out. They just did their 500th strip. I just did my 120th. I feel inadequate.
Still, they have no baby quails…

But yours is funny. “Man-Man” is a funny concept, but should have been handed over to a funny, talented comic artist.