So I actually researched the biological accuracy of clams’ reproductive habits before writing this one. It pays to research biology before writing a strip, because that seems to be the one thing that causes people to send complaining email. I had that fiasco about “koala bears” a couple months ago, which Pete Abrams alluded to in this strip. But read his comments! He got inundated with mail about saying that ferns come from seeds!
The moral: be as offensive as you want, but get your biology right or a horde of Bill-Nye-the-Science-Guys will chew your ass til your coccyx sticks out.
That is your ass-bone, right? God, I hope that’s your ass-bone.