I started out trying to write a parody of cowboy poetry, and realized I couldn’t do it. It’s such a straightforward, honest and humble medium that you can’t make fun of it without just being mean.
This is one of those ones that took days to write and I agonized over every word.


AHAHAHAHA. This brings me joy.
And instead of cowboy poetry you ended up with something that could nearly have been written about my relatives. Genius.
Nice writin!
ARE you a real cowboy?
Just kiddin!
HAHA